Chapter One, Page Three.

"I made my person cry today. I do not understand what that silly woman is doing. The yellow one they call Lola came in to the house. I promptly frightened her-women must be kept in their place. I did not even break the skin on that silly beast and my person was very rude to me. However, I did not let that stop me from showing my supe

riority. My person's mother touched my collar so I gave her a fierce snarl and some severe barking. I was then VERY RUDELY corrected. Dear reader, I was quite taken aback. Especially when she became so emotional. Unsure of how to proceed. I have decided to be very affectionate this evening, as I want her to know I am a forgiving king. Again, further study is required.