Chapter Two, Page Fifteen

We rode in the wagon to Canine Mastery today. It was pleasant, although my person corrected me several times during the 'heel' game. There were just so many interesting smells, dear reader! Hard to resist. However I did a fine job at the 'stay' game. There was a black pup there who seems to have completed some important task. I sat very close to the brindle dog. She is, to put it politely, a very attractive dog. It is strange that although I notice her beauty, I still harbor no romantic feelings. In fact, I have not had any romantic feelings since the hot time last year. Perhaps I am getting old? No matter, it does not affect my ability to rule. I am both famished and exhausted-I bid you goodnight.