Today was uneventful. Binky throwing at the meadow, a delicious treat or two, and rest. I grow weary of this placid life. I long to meet the Canine Mastery person in battle again. What is a warrior king with no foe? I fear I shall become lazy and fat. How to communicate this to my person, dear readers...that is my conundrum.
Yours with a touch of ennui,